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Unlike other Virtual Assistants, I’m not going to claim that I can do it all. It would be impossible and sadly transparent for me to say that I have every skill imaginable just to get your business. What I can tell you is that I pick up on things very quickly and my learning curve is quite smaller than most others. If there is a project you need help with, I can more than likely knock it out. The whole point of this disclaimer is to prove that I’m not a genius- just smarter than the average bear; I mean, entry-level admin assistant. I’m honest, persistent, and I can promise you that my perfectionist tendencies will provide you with a finished product you’ll love.

My laundry list of qualifications comes from a variety of administrative positions. I have experience in banking, graphic design, payroll, accounts receivable, human resources, and benefits administration. Combine this killer background with my overall awesomeness, I'm definitely a force to be reckoned with. Bring me your admin problems, and I can solve them!

I have always been one to move quickly. I will find the most efficient and effective way to finish a task in the least amount of time possible. This may mean learning a key command, a shortcut, or my speed-of-light keyboarding and 10-key skills. I honestly cannot help how fast I work- it’s practically a curse. In my most recent 9-5 gig, I started out doing the job I was hired for, then gradually took over someone else’s (which my conscious is still struggling with), and I still have time to wonder what the heck is wrong with me?!?! However, my misery can be your gain. Why add someone to your payroll when you can have me for much less commitment? Unlike the average in-house admin assistant, I don’t require constant supervision, encouragement to stay on task, dress-code enforcement, and all the other standard employee issues. Doesn’t this sound appealing to you? Check out my AA vs. VA Smackdown for further support of my cause.